A Smattering

You'd think...

• That seeing other folks announce their pregnancies would stop hurting after awhile.
• That eventually you would stop feeling sad when watching other people get married.  Especially if its just on TV.
• That "special" songs would lose their significance after being played a million times.
• That after sleeping alone on a queen size bed for over a year, I'd sleep in the middle rather than on "my side."
• That I would have come up with a good, quick and evasive answer to the question "What does your husband do?"
• That people would know the answer to "How is Cliff doing?" doesn't change.
• That I would eventually get into a routine at home that allows me to keep it reasonably clean.

You'd think ,wouldn't you?

Unfortunately...

It doesn't.

You don't.

They don't.

Not yet.

I haven't.

Bless 'em.

Not even close.