- That seeing other folks announce their pregnancies would stop hurting after awhile.
- That eventually you would stop feeling sad when watching other people get married. Especially if its just on TV.
- That "special" songs would lose their significance after being played a million times.
- That after sleeping alone on a queen size bed for over a year, I'd sleep in the middle rather than on "my side."
- That I would have come up with a good, quick and evasive answer to the question "What does your husband do?"
- That people would know the answer to "How is Cliff doing?" doesn't change.
- That I would eventually get into a routine at home that allows me to keep it reasonably clean.
You'd think ,wouldn't you?
Not even close.